theriverbeyond:

theriverbeyond:

imagine giving your whole soul to a girl to have her suck on you like a capri sun until blood comes out of your ears then see her naked pass out stumble back together to your rooms where she puts you to bed and then wake up to drawer bread. bread in a drawer. gideon was so real for being upset over that my girl at least deserved a pizza

saw some people confused so it’s time to whip out the banner!

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charlottan:

accidentally letting it all slip away year after year

jockoppressor:

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mayasaura:

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Anger was her besetting sin. We had that in common.

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It’s Gideon addressing Harrow, describing the fight they had as children that led to Harrow opening the Tomb.

Ever gotten so fucking angry that you just killed your entire world? John has, and Gideon’s come very close.

rayofspades:

Gideon: Palamedes wanted to tell you he loves you.

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blessyouhawkeye:

“but when i am in heaven i will remember your mouth, and when you roast down in hell i think you will remember mine” is such a beautiful line but it’s made even better by the fact that it’s said by a vengeful ghost named after an eminem song haunting the brain of a lobotomized lesbian nun

darkmoonhyena:

parasitoidism:

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For most of 2021 my phone has been glitched so that any Wikipedia page shows the tf2 logo when I tab out of it

I’d like to report that my phone still does this. I still have no idea why

pocketss:

she only plays minecraft and spore

birdhug:

impaled:

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like